The Top 20 Newest Jokes and Puns from BestJokeHub.com
A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium.
A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium.
The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.
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Don't worry about the antivax fad.
They say that United can't make it any worse for themselves.
They say that United can't make it any worse for themselves.
"Hold my beer" - United Spokesperson
Read MoreStrange that some awe is good.
The president's eldest daughter wants to visit East Africa.
There was a chef who had a dish he needed to cook.
My uncle's wife...
Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?.
What's the worst thing you can do to a teenager?.
Why are Scandinavians so good looking?.
Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.
Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.
ips are in his ear and his tooth, so no need to point fingers. While each of the men are impressed with each other’s technological advances, in the middle of the conversation between the men, Jeff walks away a little, pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. Bill and Elon, confused as fuck, look at each other and then Jeff. He responds by saying “Sorry, I’m getting a fax.”
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A doctor is examining a woman in the Emergency Room.
A doctor is examining a woman in the Emergency Room.
The doctor takes the husband aside and says, I don't like the looks of your wife at all.
Me neither, Doc. But she's a great cook and she is really good with the kids.
Read MoreA blonde drops a dress off at the cleaners.
What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)
Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised?.
One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished.
One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished.
I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next.
Read MoreThe pirate and the sailor.
The pirate and the sailor.
about your hook hand?"
"Me first mate tried to kill me with his sword but only got me hand instead."
"Okay," says the sailor, "but what about your eye patch?"
"I was walking along the beach and a seagull pooped on me eye." the pirate explains.
"A seagull pooped your eye out?" the sailor asks incredulously.
"No," the pirate explains, "it was the first day with me hook."
Read MoreWhat happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe?.
A plane crushed on top of a cemetery.
My doctor prescribed me a new medication.
My doctor prescribed me a new medication.
It’s called Fukitol. Unfortunately, the pharmacy had none left to give.
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