Best 13 Ambiguity Jokes and Puns

What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as?.

What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as?.

Non\-binary.

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Just some funny one-liners.

Just some funny one-liners.

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ... read more

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?.

It was on a strict diet of worms.

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I went to Google and searched "synonym for ambiguous".

I went to Google and searched "synonym for ambiguous".

but the result was inconclusive.

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What do you call a sexually ambiguous camera with emotional issues?.

What do you call a sexually ambiguous camera with emotional issues?.

A bi-polaroid.

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A man is driving down a country lane and wants to smoke a cigarette but doesn't have a light.

A man is driving down a country lane and wants to smoke a cigarette but doesn't have a light.

He sees a small pub and decides to go in and buy some matches.Upon entering, the barman greets him with, "Hi. What can I get you?""That's very kind," replies the man. "I'll have a pint of cider."The barman pours the cider and says, "That'll be £2.49.""What?" asks the ... read more

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Have any of you seen the new sexually ambiguous cheerleading squad at Yellowstone?.

Have any of you seen the new sexually ambiguous cheerleading squad at Yellowstone?.

They're called the "Geyser Girls".

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Just some funny one-liners.

Just some funny one-liners.

be a vegetarian.

6. Never answer an anonymous letter.

7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.

8. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

9. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.

11. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

12. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

20. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

21. Nuke the Whales.

22. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

24. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

27. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

28. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

29. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

30. You can't have everything; where would you put it?

31. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:.

I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:.

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."nbsp;I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

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Happy holidays?.

Happy holidays?.

As a man who was raised Muslim I don't want to be ambiguous and say happy holidays to people.I say happy Allah-days. Let them know which side of the war on Christmas I'm on.

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I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:.

I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:.

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."

I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

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You know what most people hate about ambiguity?.

You know what most people hate about ambiguity?.

Stuff.

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Ambiguity.

Ambiguity.

What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.....

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