Best 1153 Jokes and Puns about 'Anti humor'

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

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Three blind mice walk into a pub.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex."

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."

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Can you raed tihs?

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs pesrs kcik ass. Tanhks

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Press kickass if your saying jokes from this website to people at your school

Press kickass if your saying jokes from this website to people at your school

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Do you hate it when people change your jokes a little bit then they get all the credit?

Do you hate it when people change your jokes a little bit then they get all the credit? Kickass this post so much so that we can stop those copy-catting assholes who are too stupid to come up with an awesome joke by themselves. WE WILL GET RID OF COPY CATS IN KICKASS HUMOR. Kickass this to make a change :)

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STRAIT TEST!!

STRAIT TEST!!!

Kickass if your strait because your kickass

Lame if your not strait because your lame :(

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What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere.

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Dark humor is a lot like food.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

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Girl: i need google for my brain and anti-virus for my heart

girl: i need google for my brain and anti-virus for my heart

boy: and photoshop on your face

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Carlos has 300 candy bars.

Carlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295.

What does Carlos have?

Diabetes. Carlos has diabetes

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed.

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.

The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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1f y0u c4n r34d th15, y0u 4r3 4w350me!

1f y0u c4n r34d th15, y0u 4r3 4w350me!

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There are 4 guys standing on a bridge.

there are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A chinese guy, russian guy, mexican guy, and an american guy. the chinese threw off noodles. they all asked, why did you do that? the chinese said, because we have to much of that in china. the russian guy throws off vodka. they asked why did you do that? he replies, we have to much of that in russia. the mexican guy throws off a taco. they asked why did you do that? he says, because we have to much of that in mexico. the american…picks up the mexican, and throws him. they all asked WHY DID YOU DO THAT! the american replies, oh because we have tooooo many of "those" in america.

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Roses are red,

Roses are red,

That much is true,

But violets are purple,

Not f*cking blue.

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I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

-It was dead

Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?

- It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?

-Peer pressure

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