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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"Johnny: "Seven."Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"Johnny: "Seven."Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"Johnny: "Six."Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"Johnny: "Seven!"Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Bully - "Hey fat ass.

Bully - "Hey fat ass. Why you so fat?"

Fat kid - "Because every time I f*ck ya mother she give me a cookie."

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Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises? A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

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Q: Why was six scared of seven?

Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven "ate" nine.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted.

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Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...

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Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick? A: The black one because he's 20.

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A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex.

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."

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Why do Jewish people love air?

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why was the boy sad?

Why was the boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!"

A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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