Best 183 Bin Jokes and Puns

Ex: you need to move on and forget about me.

Ex: you need to move on and forget about me.

Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit.

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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?

What do you call a black guy in a coffin?

A box of chocolate.

Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?

When she spread her legs he saw bush.

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What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind?

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

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How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it.

How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it. Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus.

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Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

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Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek Champion!

Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek Champion!

2001-2011

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Q - What's the name of a Muslim mother who loves sucking dick?

Q - What's the name of a Muslim mother who loves sucking dick?

A - Yo momma Bin Slobbin'.

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Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink?

Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!

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Watermelons.

Watermelons.

A farmer has transported his watermelons to a roadside stand to sell. At the end of the day there are a couple hundred left and he isn't looking forward to the tedious process of loading them back on the truck, taking them back to the farm, then reversing the process the next morning. He comes up wi... read more

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Osama bin Laden rated America.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

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Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish?.

Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish?.

He was Bin Laden.

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What do you call an Afghan virgin?.

What do you call an Afghan virgin?.

Never bin laid on.

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I'd make an Osama bin laden joke.

I'd make an Osama bin laden joke.

But it's a bit of a shot in the dark

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What do you call a terrorist in Rome?

What do you call a terrorist in Rome?

Osama bin Latin

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Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes.

Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes.

sts. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."

His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude. This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized."

E: If you think the joke is funny you should see all the butthurt 9/11 conspiracy theorists in the comments

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.

Bin Laden

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Osama Bin Ladin was actually kinda hot.

Osama Bin Ladin was actually kinda hot.

I’d rate him a solid 9/11

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Osama Bin Laden is 6'5.

Osama Bin Laden is 6'5.

This guy was playing for the wrong New York Jets.

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Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state?.

Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state?.

Trash is Putin, the garbage bin.

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Why was the snowman looking through a bin of carrots.

Why was the snowman looking through a bin of carrots.

He was picking his nose

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