Best 460 Cents Jokes and Puns

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

Girl: You get no girls so don't talk.

Guy: And you're like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

Tim, Tom, and Teddy were all lost in the forest, each of them had 25 cents to survive. They walked around for hours, and had no luck.

So Tim suggested that they split up and meet up at that same spot in an hour, they all agreed and set out on their separate ways.

While walking Tim came across a dick sucking machine, that cost 25 to use, and he says, "Wow! Haven't got my dick sucked in a while! Why not!" So he puts in his quarter, gets his dick sucked and continues on his way.

Then while Tom was walking he comes across it as well, he realized they only had 10 minutes until they were to all meet up again, so he says "Well I haven't got my dick sucked in a while, why not?" so he puts in his quarter and gets his dick sucked, after gathering himself he realizes he needed to hurry back , he gets there and Tom and Teddy are waiting for him.

"Where were you?" asked Teddy.

"Lost track of time." Said Tom

"Well does everyone have their quarters?" Asks Teddy.

They all share a look. "Well?" asks Teddy.

"I lost mine!" Said Tim and Tom at the same time.

Teddy then smiles and pulls out 3 quarters.

A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."

Yo momma's like a pool table give her 25 cents and she'll rack your balls

Pawn Stars:

Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"

Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.

Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

A guy took his BLONDE girlfriend to her very first football game. They had great seats behind their teams bench! After the game, he asked how her first experience was. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!?!?" Dumbfounded, her date asked, ''What do you mean by that?'' ''Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "GET THE QUARTERBACK!" I'm like, "Hellooo it's only 25 cents!"

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback

yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch!" The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow, that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink!" says the bartender. "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies, "50 cents."

Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Your momma is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.

Q) What is 50 Cent's real name ?

A) Arthur Dollar !

If you get it, you know what to do

guy: If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you Id have ten cents.

yo mamma is so stupid she put 50 cent coins in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent

Yo momma so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ers and thought she was listening to 50 Cent!!!