Best 1010 Comeback Jokes and Puns
Police: Where do u live?
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
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My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
"Haha, you failed!"
Twinkle Twinkle little slut
* nerds phone rings in class *
Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin!
Me: Mum i got a detention today
Teacher- Did you do your homework?
Bully - "Hey fat ass.
Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Girl: *stares at me for 30 sec*
Mom: Go clean your room!
Boy texted his dad saying
Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy
Read MoreThem: Bitch.
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep."
Teacher: Why are you here so early?
Roses are red.
Police: Where do u live?
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
Police: Yay
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