Best 760 Communication Jokes and Puns

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands... "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua.P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

What do you call a bunch of black people in an elevator? A box of chocolate.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."

After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, No, wait! I can change.

Why men's voice is louder than women? Men have an antenna.

Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you're gay.

A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.

My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly we need to talk.

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace So I bought her nothing.

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.