Best 1178 Computing Jokes and Puns

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later the idiot is still in your driveway trying to back out.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips!

A husband and wife are trying to setup a new password for there computer. The husband puts "mypenis" and the wife starts laghing because the computer says "ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.

I bought a black computer because I thought it would run faster.

Q: What computer sings the best? A: A Dell.

A couple buys a new computer. They are trying to set a password then the husband types in "mypenis" and the wife falls on the ground laughing because it said sorry not long enough.

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”

A wife and her husband were trying to make a new password for their computer,the husbands puts "Mypenis" and the wife falls on the ground because on the screen it says"Error,not long enough".

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."

Step 2: Plug it into your computer.

Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.

Step 4: Feel like a hero.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.