Best 463 Corny Jokes and Puns

Corn Joke

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. “Where’s pop corn?”

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Seagull Joke

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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The Corny Football Joke

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A. “Give me my quarterback!”

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Ground Beef Joke

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

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Lawyers Daughter Joke

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.

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Egg Roll Joke

Q. How do you make an egg-roll?

A. You push it!

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Corny Death Joke

Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

A. Because people are dying to get in.

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Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.

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Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough.

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Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?

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The Corny Mayo Joke

Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.

A. Close the door I am dressing!

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Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than,  in the entire world?

Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than,  in the entire world?  Post your favorite corny joke in the comments  and see what everyone else thinks of it!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A:Look grandpa, no hands!

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Toilet Joke

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.

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Pony Joke

Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

A. I apologize, I am a little horse!

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So how do lesbians have sex?

So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

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Banana Joke

Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A. A Slipper.

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Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

A. A soccer match.

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