Best 463 Corny Jokes and Puns

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. “Where’s pop corn?”

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A. “Give me my quarterback!”

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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

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Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.

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Q. How do you make an egg-roll?

A. You push it!

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Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

A. Because people are dying to get in.

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Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.

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Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough.

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Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?

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Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.

A. Close the door I am dressing!

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Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than,  in the entire world?  Post your favorite corny joke in the comments  and see what everyone else thinks of it!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A:Look grandpa, no hands!

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Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.

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Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

A. I apologize, I am a little horse!

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So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A. A Slipper.

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Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

A. A soccer match.

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