Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!

Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!

Son- Sure dad! Whatever!

~5 hours later~

Dad- Howz ur exam?

Son- Who the hell r u???

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Funny Comeback.

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Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father!son: .....son: sure, whatever dad.FIVE HOURS LATERDad: so how was your exam?Son: who the hell are you?

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Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father!

Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father!

son: .....

son: sure, whatever dad.

FIVE HOURS LATER

Dad: so how was your exam?

Son: who the hell are you?!

KICKASS IF YOU GET IT

BY MARY Z JING SO MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW

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A little boy heard about Jesus Christ on tv...

A little boy heard about Jesus Christ on tv...

he wanted to know more about who was jesus so he went to this dad "hey dad who's jesus christ?" dad answered "not now son im busy with work, ask ur mom" so the boy went to his mom and asked "mom who's jesus christ?" ,mom answered "baby im washing the dishes right now, ask ur sister" so the boy went ... read more

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Dad: hey son im going to the store do you need anything?

Dad: hey son im going to the store do you need anything?

Son: Ya, im going out with this girl and I need some protection, like condoms.

Dad: Son...

Son: Yes dad?

Dad: Your face is enough protection.

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Me: U suck

Me: U suck

Bully: Ur life sucks

Me: Well ur in my life so u must suck

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Son: Hey Dad, I'm going to the pool to meet girls, any advice?.

Son: Hey Dad, I'm going to the pool to meet girls, any advice?.

ur trunk?

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