Me: I have a magic trick that'll make u forget ur gay

me: I have a magic trick that'll make u forget ur gay.

friend: I'm not gay...

me: Told ya!

friend: ....dammit

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Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!

Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!

Son- Sure dad! Whatever!

~5 hours later~

Dad- Howz ur exam?

Son- Who the hell r u???

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A guy walks into a brothel...

A guy walks into a brothel...

I'd like to have a girl.

The madame gets on the loudspeaker:

Harry- lube up Sarah!

That'll be $40.

I don't have that much.

Harry- forget it! Lube up Tonya!

That'll be $20.

I don't have that much either.

Harry- forget it! Lube up Edna!

That'll be $10.

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Good God, man! How much DO you have?

$3.46.

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Hello Darkness, my old friend...

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Never Forget.

Never Forget.

Girl: Can you finger me?

Boy: Sure.

Girl: Oh yeah that feels good.

--------- 1 Day Later -----------

Girl: I'm pregnant.

Boy: Dammit I forgot to wash my hands.

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