Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you're in prison.

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Unexpected sex.

Unexpected sex.

is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...

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Being kissed when you are asleep is one of the most purest forms of love.

One of the best things in life is waking up next to somebody;.

Unless you are in prison

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Yup, really wonderful.

Yup, really wonderful.

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

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I don't like sex in the shower.

I don't like sex in the shower.

It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison.

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If you have sex with a beautiful woman, there is one thing you should avoid.

If you have sex with a beautiful woman, there is one thing you should avoid.

Waking up.

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