Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you're in prison.

Unexpected sex.

is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...

One of the best things in life is waking up next to somebody;.

Unless you are in prison

Yup, really wonderful.

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

I don't like sex in the shower.

It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison.

If you have sex with a beautiful woman, there is one thing you should avoid.

Waking up.