Kid: I want a dragon for christmas

Kid: I want a dragon for christmas.

Santa: Be realistic.

Kid: Ok, I want a loyal girlfriend.

Santa: What color dragon do you want?

Whats the difference between a Knight and Santa’s reindeer?.

The Knight is slayin the Dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!

Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus is black or white. So the little black and white boys sent their letter in the mail to The North Pole asking, "Santa, are you black or white? P.S. I, Harry, want an iPhone and Kentavious wants an X-Box One." (Kids these days) Santa soon replies with a letter saying, "It doesn't matter if I am black or white. The only thing that matters is that you don't judge by color." "Ha, see Kentavious, Santa is white!" Harry said. "No way. He neva said dat," Ketavious defended. "But if Santa was black," Harry started, "He would have said,'It doesn't matter if I is black or white.' "

A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas."

Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

I bought a realistic sex doll.

It was so realistic that it just wanted to be friends

Mall Santa.

A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas.

A little girl says, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa replies, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"

"No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken."

A kid asks his dad, "what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'"?.

His dad responds, "realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again".