Dad: Can you go get me a drink?

Dad: Can you go get me a drink?

Kid: Cola or Pepsi?

Dad: Cola.

Kid: Normal or dietary?

Dad: Normal.

Kid: Bottle or Can?

Dad: Bottle! /:

Kid: 1L or 0.5L?

Dad: Screw it, just buy me a water!

Kid: Normal or carbonated?

Dad: NORMAL!

Kid: Warm or cold?

Dad: Get out! Kid: Now or later?

Dad: I'm going to kill you !

Kid: Knife or gun?

Dad: Gun! Kid: In the head or body?

Dad: EFF THIS!

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke).

A man comes to the shop:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

Half an hour later he comes again:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

An hour later he comes again:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

Russians Hate Coca Cola.

A Russian walks into a store and demands,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After half an hour, the Russian returns and demands again,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After one hour, he comes back for a third time and says to the shopkeeper,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of ... Sprite. It seems Coca Cola makes me sick!"

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke).

A man comes to the shop:- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.Half an hour later he comes again:- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.An hour later he comes again:- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me... read more

What did the psychiatrist say to the Coca-Cola?.

Don't bottle up your feelings.

There’s one good thing about being hit in the head with a bottle of Coca Cola.

It’s a soft drink

There's one good thing about being hit in the head with a bottle of Coca Cola.

It's a soft drink