Student and Teacher conversations.
e it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Teacher: John give me two pronouns.
John : Who,me
Teacher: John! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
John: Sir, I am bad at math too.
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Student: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Student: Half way down my leg.
Teacher: Give me an example for past tense John.
John: Madam I was absent yesterday.
Teacher: I am glad you understood the lesson John
Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field....
Teacher : How ????
Student : Ladies first...
Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.
Student: Black Beauty.
Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.
Student: It was about 120 pages.
Here is some quotes from History and science classes :
Teacher: what makes you 'see'?
Student: my eyes , nose and ears
Teacher: true, eyes make you see. But why ears and nose?
Student: they hold my glasses
Teacher: how can you prove the earth is round?
Student: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher : If H20 is water what is H204?
Student : Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
Teacher: John, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
John: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Teacher: John, go to the map and find North America.
John: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Leslie, who discovered America?
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don't bite any.
Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...
Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
Student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Student: The moon.
Student: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
Funny student: A polar bear and his wife
Teacher: John, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
John: Me! Read More