Teacher: Why were you absent?

Teacher: Why were you absent?

Student: I was sick.

Teacher: You're lying aren't you?

Student: No, I was sick of you and this stupid school.

#THAT'S HOW YOU TELL'EM

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Teacher: Can you touch God?

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Student: No.

Teacher: Can you see God?

Student: No.

Teacher: Then there isn't a God!

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Ooh, okaaay, then you don't HAVE a brain!

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A teacher was taking attendance.

A teacher was taking attendance.

She noticed one student was missing and marked him absent. She continues on with her lesson until, about a half hour in, the student walks in. She says to him, You're late. He says nothing and instead pulls out a clock, No, he says and proceeds to sit on the clock, I'm right on time.

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Yo momma so black the teacher marked her absent when she went to night school.

Yo momma so black the teacher marked her absent when she went to night school.

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Student and Teacher conversations.

Student and Teacher conversations.

e it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Teacher: John give me two pronouns.

John : Who,me

Teacher: correct

Teacher: John! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

John: Sir, I am bad at math too.

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet

Student: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher: Where's the p?

Student: Half way down my leg.

Teacher: Give me an example for past tense John.

John: Madam I was absent yesterday.

Teacher: I am glad you understood the lesson John

Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field....

Teacher : How ????

Student : Ladies first...

Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.

Student: Black Beauty.

Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.

Student: It was about 120 pages.

Here is some quotes from History and science classes :

Teacher: what makes you 'see'?

Student: my eyes , nose and ears

Teacher: true, eyes make you see. But why ears and nose?

Student: they hold my glasses

Teacher: how can you prove the earth is round?

Student: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

Teacher : If H20 is water what is H204?

Student : Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

Teacher: John, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

John: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Teacher: John, go to the map and find North America.

John: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Leslie, who discovered America?

Leslie: John!

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Student: Don't bite any.

Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?

Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."

Teacher: What is this?

Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Student: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Student: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?

Funny student: A polar bear and his wife

Teacher: John, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

John: Me!

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Teacher: Can you see god?

Teacher: Can you see god?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch god?

Class: No

*Student raises hand*

Student: Sir can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you feel your brain?

Teacher: No

Student: Okay then obviously you dont have a brain! :)

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Teacher: Make a sentence staring with "you".

Teacher: Make a sentence staring with "you".

Student: You is...Teacher: No kid, it's not "You is". It's "You are".Student: Alright, teacher. You are the best series Netflix has made.

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