Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
Boy- give me a blow job
Boy-starts to record her sucking
Girl-what are you doing(with dick in her mouth)
Boy- "replies" playing candy crush b*tch just keep sucking
When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY PUSSY!" Shit gets awkward.
Ex Girlfriend: You suck dick
Boy: Yes yours
Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.
Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!
Girl: That's my boyfriends number.
Boy: I got My dick sucked last night!
Other Boy : Nigga I get More Head than a pillow
Boyfriend and Girlfriend.
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.
Boy: Why do you look so sad?
Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.
Girl: Why did you stop playing?
Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....
Boy: Turns on PS4.