Boy: Hi

Boy: Hi.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.

Boy- give me a blow job

Girl-ok

Boy-starts to record her sucking

Girl-what are you doing(with dick in her mouth)

Boy- "replies" playing candy crush b*tch just keep sucking

Girl-.....

When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY PUSSY!" Shit gets awkward.

Ex Girlfriend: You suck dick

Boy: Yes yours

Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?

Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.

Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?

Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.

Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!

Girl: That's my boyfriends number.

Boy: I got My dick sucked last night!

Other Boy : Nigga I get More Head than a pillow

Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.

Boy: Why do you look so sad?

Girl: ...

Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.

Girl: Why did you stop playing?

Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....

Girl: *Blushes*

Boy: Turns on PS4.