Boy: Hi

Boy: Hi.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.

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When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!"

When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY PUSSY!" Shit gets awkward.

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Ex Girlfriend: You suck dick

Boy: Yes yours

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Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?

Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?

Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.

Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?

Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.

Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!

Girl: That's my boyfriends number.

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Boy: I got My dick sucked last night!

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.

Boy: Why do you look so sad?

Girl: ...

Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.

Girl: Why did you stop playing?

Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....

Girl: *Blushes*

Boy: Turns on PS4.

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