Teacher: I'm calling your mother

Teacher: I'm calling your mother

Me: You can't

Teacher: Why not?

Me: Cause' she died

Me: But don't worry. When I die, I will go to heaven and tell her that!

Teacher: But what if she is in Hell?

Me: You go visit her then :)

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