Little April was not the best student in Sunday school

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school...

Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and t... read more

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school...

he teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

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Little Johnny is sitting in class behind a girl named April.

Little Johnny is sitting in class behind a girl named April.

The teacher asks “who created the universe”Little Johnny poked April with his pencil and April yelled “MY GOD”the teacher replied with “ yes, god did create the universe”Then the teacher asked another question “where do you go when you live a good life after you die”Little Johnny pok... read more

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Little Johnny is sitting in class behind a girl named April.

Little Johnny is sitting in class behind a girl named April.

es April with his pencil again and April yelled “heaven to Betsy”

The teacher replied with “ yes, you do go to heaven when you live a good life after you die”

Then the teacher asked “what did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child”

Little Johnny poked April again with his pencil and April yelled “ if you stick that thing into me again I’m just gunna lose it”

The teacher looked at April then fainted

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So John is sitting in class in front of April, and...

So John is sitting in class in front of April, and...

The teacher asks "Who created this world?"John pokes April in the back with a pencil, and April shouts "Oh lord!"The teacher says "That's right, April! Now, does anyone in the class know what happens when you die and you lived a good life?"John pokes April again. "Heavens for crying out ... read more

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