Dad: Say daddy!

Dad: Say daddy!

Baby: Mommy!

Dad: Come on, say daddy!

Baby: Mommy!

Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!

Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!

Mom: Honey, I'm home!

Baby: F*ck you!

Mom: Who taught you that?

Baby: Daddy!

Dad: Son of a b*tch.

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Dad: Say daddy!.

Baby: Mommy!

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Baby: Mommy!

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Dad- Say daddy

Baby-Mommy

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Baby- No mommy

Daddy- Fuck you say daddy...

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A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having sex.

A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having sex.

Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?

Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!

Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?

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