boy: are you wearing space pants? cus your ass is out of this world ;)
girl: no there softball pants cus my ass is so out of your league!
Boy - Damn are those space pants because that ass is out of this world.
Girl - No, there softball pants because this ass is out of your league.
Do you have a mirror in you back pocket cus I see myself in your pants
I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me.
Of all the underhanded things...
Are you from outer space beacause your ass is out of this wotld
Is that a keg in your pants because I'd really like to tap that ass!
"Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap that ass!"