"Why are you so quiet?"

"Why are you so quiet?"

Me: "Well, nobody plans a murder out loud, do they?"

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Siblings.

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Nobody panics when things go "according to plan".....

Nobody panics when things go "according to plan".....

If women remove polish with chemicals, nobody panics, because it is all "part of the plan",But when Hitler removed Polish with chemicals, well then EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MIND!!!

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What happened to the bard that planned a murder with a lute?.

What happened to the bard that planned a murder with a lute?.

It went all achording to plan.

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What do you call a plan to kill a bunch of crows that are hanging around on a gravestone?.

What do you call a plan to kill a bunch of crows that are hanging around on a gravestone?.

A plot to murder a murder plot's murder.

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A group of crows plan a meet up...

A group of crows plan a meet up...

it was a premeditated murder.

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