What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?.

Its axle rose.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?.

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Axl Rose, Bon Jovi, and Stevie Wonder are invited to an exclusive party for musicians. The bartenders have been said to be an “exciting surprise”.

Axl Rose, Bon Jovi, and Stevie Wonder are invited to an exclusive party for musicians. The bartenders have been said to be an “exciting surprise”.

So Axl, Bon and Stevie visit out of curiosity. They sit at the bar and grab the bartender’s attentions. They swing by, and reveal themselves as the members of Survivor: Dave Bickler, Jim Peterik, and Frankie Sullivan. Axl, Bon, and Stevie groan as they expected someone with more credentials.... read more

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This is the story of a man named Jack.

This is the story of a man named Jack.

Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?

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Roses are red, nuts are brown.

Roses are red, nuts are brown.

n tea bag :-)

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The Spice Girls reunion tour (with special guests Salt-N-Pepa) was just announced.

The Spice Girls reunion tour (with special guests Salt-N-Pepa) was just announced.

It will be called the Allspice Seasonal Tour, presented by Old Spice.

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Axl Rose, Bon Jovi, and Stevie Wonder are invited to an exclusive party for musicians. The bartenders have been said to be an “exciting surprise”.

Axl Rose, Bon Jovi, and Stevie Wonder are invited to an exclusive party for musicians. The bartenders have been said to be an “exciting surprise”.

Axl pipes up “You are the ‘exciting surprise’? Who the hell organized this event?”

Bon adds “Yeah you guys had like one hit song, and it was all thanks to a movie.”

The members of Survivor all look at each other frustrated, then turn back towards the three, red furious as ever.

One slaps Axl across the face

One punches Mr. Jovi square in the nose

And one hit Wonder

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