A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich

A chemist walks into a bar and orders a PbJ sandwich.

He dies of lead poisoning.

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Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning?.

Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning?.

He tried to make himself a PbJ sandwich

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Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders an alcoholic drink. The other says "I'll have double of what he has."

Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders an alcoholic drink. The other says "I'll have double of what he has.".

He died of butanol poisoning.

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What is R. Kelly's favorite sandwich?.

What is R. Kelly's favorite sandwich?.

PBJ

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

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How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?.

How can a Pb Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?.

Lead poisoning

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Why doesn’t Bob Marley eat PB&J sandwiches?.

Why doesn’t Bob Marley eat PBJ sandwiches?.

Because he’s more of a jam man.

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