A chemist walks into a bar and orders a PbJ sandwich.
He dies of lead poisoning.
Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning?.
He tried to make himself a PbJ sandwich
Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders an alcoholic drink. The other says "I'll have double of what he has.".
He died of butanol poisoning.
What is R. Kelly's favorite sandwich?.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.
How can a Pb Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?.
Why doesn’t Bob Marley eat PBJ sandwiches?.
Because he’s more of a jam man.