Need help roasting a fellow homecoming candidate.
Hey guys! For my school I was elected a homecoming candidate. For the pep assembly, we're supposed to write funny but school appropriate jokes about my walking partner and I figured I'd enlist the merits here. I'll describe her for you:
Kind of a ditzy and flirty blonde hair girl.
Captain of the dance team.
Wears a lot of pink.
Sort of think the blonde on Mean Girls. (not the mean one but the ESPN weather girl)
Family ruthlessly collects Wizard of Oz stuff
If I could get just one or two solid school-appropriate zingers for the assembly I'll be happy.
Ex of format: "J is the daughter of a tree and Bob Marley. She's been a member of the Bieber stalking club for 3 years, etc" Read More