J. K. Rowling originally called the secret wizarding area hidden in London Diagon Square

J. K. Rowling originally called the secret wizarding area hidden in London Diagon Square.

But then she decided to come at it from a different angle.

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Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

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What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?.

What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?.

The Harrypotenuse

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So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.

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Here in about 50 years, when Harry Potter is on its 5th reboot, this time with an all house elf cast, the author will be.

Here in about 50 years, when Harry Potter is on its 5th reboot, this time with an all house elf cast, the author will be.

J. K. Rowling over in her grave.

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The following is supposedly a true story.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.December 18, 1992Michael J. Schmidt, 29, set up a hidden video camera at his home near Superior, Wis., because he had been burglarized several times and thought he could catch the culprits in the act.The burglars came back and were captured on tape, which Schmidt turned over to the sheriff.Among the items the burglars took from Schmidt's house was a box containing eight marijuana plants.Schmidt was charged with misdemeanor drug possession.

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Need help roasting a fellow homecoming candidate.

Need help roasting a fellow homecoming candidate.

Hey guys! For my school I was elected a homecoming candidate. For the pep assembly, we're supposed to write funny but school appropriate jokes about my walking partner and I figured I'd enlist the merits here. I'll describe her for you:

Medium height.

Kind of a ditzy and flirty blonde hair girl.

Captain of the dance team.

Wears a lot of pink.

Sort of think the blonde on Mean Girls. (not the mean one but the ESPN weather girl)

Family ruthlessly collects Wizard of Oz stuff

If I could get just one or two solid school-appropriate zingers for the assembly I'll be happy.

Ex of format: "J is the daughter of a tree and Bob Marley. She's been a member of the Bieber stalking club for 3 years, etc"

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