Genie: Okay what’s your last wish?

Genie: Okay what’s your last wish?.

Me: I wish I had a tail.Genje: Wejrd but okay.

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Genie: "What's your first wish?"

Genie: "What's your first wish?".

Steve: "I wish I was rich!"

Genie: "Okay, what's your next wish?"

Rich: "I wish I had lots of money!"

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Your wife gets double what you get...

Your wife gets double what you get...

My dad told me this joke last night at dinner:

A guy finds a lantern, opens it up and a magical Genie appears. The Genie says he will grant the man 3 wishes but whatever the man wishes for, his wife gets double.

The man wishes for 20 Ferraris and the genie replies "Then your wife will get 40" the man replies "Okay, I'm fine with that." The man gets his 20 Ferraris.

The man then wishes for $500 Million dollars, the genie says "Then your wife will get $1 Billion dollars." "Okay, that's fine." The man gets his $500 Million dollars.

The genie then asks "What is your last wish?"

The man replies "I want to get beaten half to death."

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A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double".

A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double".

" What is your first wish?" Asked the genie."I wish for $10 million." Said the man." Okay, your ex-wife gets $20 million. Next?"" Okay, I wish for a mansion.""Done, your ex now has 2 mansions. What is your final wish?" The man pauses to think carefully."I wish for you to beat... read more

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A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared.

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared.

The genie looked at the man and said, "And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish, when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You have one wish left."

"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie, "That was your first wish, too."

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A genie is granting my last wish.

A genie is granting my last wish.

Me: I wish for more-

Genie: No wishing for more wishes.

Me: I wish for more genies

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A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double".

A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double".

" What is your first wish?" Asked the genie.

"I wish for $10 million." Said the man.

" Okay, your ex-wife gets $20 million. Next?"

" Okay, I wish for a mansion."

"Done, your ex now has 2 mansions. What is your final wish?"

The man pauses to think carefully.

"I wish for you to beat me half to death."

Credit - Russell Peters

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