I once had a girlfriend that was blind, during our first ever sexy times she told me l had the biggest penis that she had ever touched ...
I told her that she must be pulling my leg.
My doctor told me that I have the biggest heart he had ever seen.
Actually, he said "enlarged". Same thing, right?
I once had sex with a blind girl. She said I had the biggest penis she had ever layed her hands on.
She must have been pulling my leg.
Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left?.
He gave her the biggest tip she ever had
Last night I slept with a blind girl, she said I was the biggest she ever had.
I said you’re pulling my leg
Bobby told Billy he stopped a stampede.
That was the biggest bunch of bull he ever herd.
I went to a blind prostitute the other day.
She told me I was the biggest she'd ever laid her hands on.
I said "nah, you're pulling my leg"