I once had a girlfriend that was blind, during our first ever sexy times she told me l had the biggest penis that she had ever touched ..

I once had a girlfriend that was blind, during our first ever sexy times she told me l had the biggest penis that she had ever touched ...

I told her that she must be pulling my leg.

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