Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling shop specializing in predicting future bad breath

Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling shop specializing in predicting future bad breath.

The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert: Halitosis

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