Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling shop specializing in predicting future bad breath.
The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert: Halitosis
What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?.
Sudden realization moment.
ile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis
Have you heard about Gandhi?.
So **tl;dr** Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.
If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries...
... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?.
Have you heard about the barefoot frail wizard with bad breath?.
Well it's the first confirmed case of a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis