If you are looking for alphabet jokes,.
the joke is on U.
If I could re arrange the alphabet....
I’d put the D in U
Our relationship is like the alphabet...
The X is closer to U than I ever will be.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U.
Cause you're blocking the TV
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Cuz you’re blocking the TV
Cause you’re blocking the TV
I came up with a new pickup line.
If I could rearrange you alphabet, I’d put U next to D