The other day, my friend told me his penis was so big that it went from A to Z.
I told him to stop putting his dick on his keyboard or I'm never fixing his computer again.
My dick stretches from A to Z.
On my keyboard.
A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one.
But that's just stereo typing.
Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day.
Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day.
My dick is so big when you lay it out on the keyboard it reaches from A-Z!!! ......wait a minute.....
My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.
My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z.