So j made a joke up

So j made a joke up.

A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.For Christs... read more

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So j made a joke up.

So j made a joke up.

A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.

For Christs steak Micheal.

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New Year and my hard of hearing aunt hired a new chef for her new chain of baker's.

New Year and my hard of hearing aunt hired a new chef for her new chain of baker's.

But Louis CK is not the master baker she thinks he is.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?.

Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off.

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Wise Master Akira.

Wise Master Akira.

A Japanese man asked his master:

"Master Akira, why does everybody think that we all look the same?"

And he answered:

"I am not Master Akira."

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My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

Now he's a Master Baiter.

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Hayato had a question.

Hayato had a question.

Then he headed to master Akira dojo on the top of the mountain, when he finally got there Hayato asked to the master:

-Master Akira, why people say that all the japaneses are alike?

And then he aswered:

-I'm not master Akira, he's over there.

Well that was one of the best martial arts pick up lines

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