People tell me l have a big ego, but it's ok..

People tell me l have a big ego, but it's ok...

...I know I'm awesome

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Trump's ego is so big...

Trump's ego is so big...

Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.

-Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump

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I know my ego is pretty big.

I know my ego is pretty big.

but it's nothing compared to my dick.

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Nerd Rap:

Nerd Rap:

People always ask why I act like those nerds,

Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.

Stupid... is officially whack.

Man you look real fly, but you can't spell cat!

Popularity's irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.

Stay in the books, and you'll be the new president.

Got an A+; they all made fun of me.

Grew up, now they're working for my company.

L-O-L, exclamation point, send!

I'm so awesome; want to be my friend?

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I got married to an antenna...

I got married to an antenna...

The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!

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Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?A big fire in Boston.

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I don’t like people who brag about their dick.

I don’t like people who brag about their dick.

I think they are too ego-testicle

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