A z-score of 1.9 walked into a bar

A z-score of 1.9 walked into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why so down today?”The score replies, “I’m feeling so insignificant.”

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A Horse Walks into a Bar...

A Horse Walks into a Bar...

He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, "Y, the long face."

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender asks how he’d like to pay. “You know that I’m running a tab. Sometimes it feels so long, written on the inner edges of my spirit, an itemized list of each moral failing, each successive regression.” The bartender snickers, “You mean your bill?” The duck refrains from weeping.

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