A joke told by a priest today

A joke told by a priest today.

The father of a marrying age girl, and the local law man, told a suitor to either go to jail or marry his daughter. The man gave in and got married. Years later, at dinner with his wife, the man broke down crying. His wife asked what was wrong, and he said, "Today is the day ... read more

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