In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.
The problem’s H to O.
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet? A: A B C D E F G...
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-phosphorus-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.
"Umm.. Why did you say phosphorus?"Because it is the ....EL-EM-ENT-AL P.
I tried talking about Flint, Michigan.
But it was a hard pill to swallow.
If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....
...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-stoned
Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team?.
Their lead is unstoppable!
Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z.
Groom: Why did you say that? Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'