The last time I played tackle football without pads l broke three ribs and a collar bone

The last time I played tackle football without pads l broke three ribs and a collar bone.

Fortunately, none of them were mine.

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NSFW Why do lepers make the best ribs?.

Because its fall off the bones good.

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Hope this original, but prob not.

Yo momma so old her first birthday gift was a fucking rib bone.

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[NSFW] Glitter.

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Women Think Differently.

Women Think Differently.

Husband's Text Message by cell phone:

"Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot.

Wife's Text Response by Cell Phone:

"Who's Paula?"

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