The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention

The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention.

So, one day he asks André about his secret. André replies: "Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer".Later that day, the college teacher gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a we... read more

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A college professor started to notice that one of his students, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention.

A college professor started to notice that one of his students, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention.

So, one day he asks Dave about his secret. Dave replies: "Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer".Later that day, the professor gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a welcome op... read more

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There were three unruly kids in detention.

There were three unruly kids in detention.

Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.

The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:

'Zip down, Willie out, Pee in the corner!'

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There were three unruly kids in detention.

There were three unruly kids in detention.

Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around. The teacher shortly came back, saw th... read more

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A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

She gets into the gown and positions herself into the stirrups. When the doctor comes in, he tells her that the exam may be painful and asked if she would like to be numbed. Afraid of the pain, she replies, please. The doctor says okay, this will just take a minute . The doctor puts on his gloves, lifts up her gown, begins to put his head between her legs and goes numb numb numb numb...

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So a college teacher is talking to his male students...

So a college teacher is talking to his male students...

t in the back raises his hand and asks:

"How much for a semester pass?"

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Dave, a student at a university seems to be getting a lot of sexual attention from women.

Dave, a student at a university seems to be getting a lot of sexual attention from women.

Day after day, Dave seems to be with a different girl. His professor, Mike, comes up and asks him what his secret is. "Before sex, i bang my dick on my bedside table which numbs it and makes me last longer" He says. "Wow! And that works?" Mike asks."Every time" Dave replies. So later tha... read more

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