Jay Z walks into a game store..

Jay Z walks into a game store...

There's an old guy behind the counter. Jay walks up to him and says "I need a Nintendo Switch. I been looking all over town for one, and I swear I'm gonna punch the next person who says they don't got one"The old guy is like "Well... we do trade old consoles that need repairing. Maybe we can... read more

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Jay Z walks into a game store...

Jay Z walks into a game store...

offer you a Gamecube or an N64 or something"

Jay says "hell no, man. I need a Switch. It's my daughter's birthday, and she really really wants a Switch"

The old guy leans forward and says "listen... If you're having console problems, I can trade with you, son. I've got 90 Nintendos but a Switch ain't one. Hit me"

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Jay-z's mom was coming to town...

Jay-z's mom was coming to town...

Jay-z's mother was coming to town, and she really enjoys her mojitos. Jay-z really wanted to get the finest rum possible so he sent his assistant Richard down to cuba for rum straight from the source. When Beyonce got home, she had the same idea, and mentioned it to Jay z. He said, "don't worry, dic... read more

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Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?.

Jay-walks of course

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Hip-Hop Mathematics Exam: Question #1.

Hip-Hop Mathematics Exam: Question #1.

If Jay-Z is unfortunate enough to have a problem with a bitch, how many problems does Jay-Z now have? Show your work.

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Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.

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Who would have Jay-Z married if he was a sailor?.

Who would have Jay-Z married if he was a sailor?.

Buoyancy.

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