Buried Knife Found at O.J's Estate

Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate.

Proof that black knives matter?

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A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors?.

A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors?.

Doesn't matter as long as they aren't caught

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Two men sit in a bar when a guy with a bunch of knives comes in..

Two men sit in a bar when a guy with a bunch of knives comes in..

.. one of the guys turned to the other and said:

"See that guy with all those knives? He's *Knife Bill*"

Some time later a man with 8 guns on his belt comes in and again the guy turned to the other and said:

"See that guy with all those guns? He's *Gun Bill*"

An hour later a guy with 5 arms and 3 legs comes in and the other guy asks:

"Who is that??"

"That's *Cherno Bill*"

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My coworker said he would rather be killed by a gun shot than a knife.

My coworker said he would rather be killed by a gun shot than a knife.

He said that knives are more sadistic. Because there is that intimidation factor, serial killers are the ones who use knives.I told him that was odd, because I usually prefer spoons to kill my cereal.

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My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump.".

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said. She shook her head. "Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?" She looked at the floor and sighed. "Proud father of - " "No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"

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Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon.

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon.

Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.." So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant,... read more

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A man was trying to subdivide a large piece of property he owned in Manhattan.

A man was trying to subdivide a large piece of property he owned in Manhattan.

But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized parcels. He asked a realtor if she could help, but the realtor said there was simply no way to do it.

The problem, she said, is that's a piece of prime real estate.

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