Did you hear about the New York woman on the J train who woke up to find a bum urinating on her today?

Did you hear about the New York woman on the J train who woke up to find a bum urinating on her today?.

Although upset, she was glad she didn't take the #2 train

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What’s the difference between me and Michael J. Fox?

What’s the difference between me and Michael J. Fox?.

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Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection.

Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection.

Although to be fair, I probably should have realized something was up when the bowl kept overflowing.

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I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

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At the urinals.

At the urinals.

Stood next to a guy with a bike helmet on at the urinals at the train station, thought it would be hilarious to say "nice helmet", never seen someone so shocked in my life.

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Einstein is on a train leaving New York.

Einstein is on a train leaving New York.

He leans over to another passenger and asks, "excuse me, do you know if Boston stops at this train?"

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A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

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