# Jay-Z should open a pizza place

Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.

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What is the volume of pizza?.

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then Π * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Jay-z's mom was coming to town...

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##### Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?.

Jay-walks of course

##### Math Problem.

Math Problem.

Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume?A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)

##### Hip-Hop Mathematics Exam: Question #1.

Hip-Hop Mathematics Exam: Question #1.

If Jay-Z is unfortunate enough to have a problem with a bitch, how many problems does Jay-Z now have? Show your work.