I'm going to start a band called Control Z

I'm going to start a band called Control Z.

We will play our songs, but start over half way through it.

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Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar...

Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar...

So he starts going for lessons and after a few months he is quite good so he calls on his friend Mr Pig who plays the piano because he would like to start a band. They write some songs and play at some venues but all the fans say that they need a vocalist to take their band to the next level. So the... read more

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I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!.

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

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I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!.

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

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A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?"

A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?".

"Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.

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I've started playing the triangle in a reggae band.

I've started playing the triangle in a reggae band.

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My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae.

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae.

Weeby jammin'.

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