A child got abducted the other day and fell asleep.
I guess it was time for a kidnap.
I saw a duck get kidnapped.
It was an abduction
If you've been kidnapped by immigrants.
You've been abducted by aliens
What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?.
An alien abduction.
My uncle fell asleep in traffic and got run over...
I guess he got tired
Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?.
I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at Harvard?.
He was asleep for hours.