A child got abducted the other day and fell asleep

A child got abducted the other day and fell asleep.

I guess it was time for a kidnap.

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I saw a duck get kidnapped.

I saw a duck get kidnapped.

It was an abduction

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If you've been kidnapped by immigrants.

If you've been kidnapped by immigrants.

You've been abducted by aliens

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What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?.

What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?.

An alien abduction.

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My uncle fell asleep in traffic and got run over...

My uncle fell asleep in traffic and got run over...

I guess he got tired

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Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?.

Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?.

An abduction.

I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at Harvard?.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at Harvard?.

He was asleep for hours.

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