I heard O J Simpson likes to play golf. I think I can beat him.
He's out of practice and I heard he has a terrible slice.
Worst foursome in golf history.
1. Stormy Daniels
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
Why? You ask
1. Stormy is a hooker.
2. O. J. is a slicer.
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last..
the cause of and solution to all of the problems of life
- Homer J. Simpson
Q: Name the next letter in this sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N ? A. D. The sequence contains the first letter of every month, in order.
What is the molecular formula for water?.
Me: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: No, it's H20
Me: Exactly... H to O
'A foolish person'.
s J, O, H, N, S, O, N. And the American spelling is T, R, U, M, P.
Teacher: What is the formula for water?.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.