in a roundabout way. That way you won't get nervous."
"T-t-that's a g-g-good idea!" says the guy.
The next day the friends see each other. The stutterer has a black eye and a broken nose.
"What the hell happened?" asks the friend.
"W-w-well, I t-t-tried your advice. W-w-we were sitting on the c-c-couch, and t-t-the cat was in front of us, w-w-washing his face with his p-p-paw."
"And I s-s-said, 'Y-y-you know, if w-w-we were m-m-married, y-y-you could d-d-do that t-t-to me!"
"That's perfect!" says the friend. "That's exactly what I meant. What happened?"
"W-w-well, b-b-by the t-t-time I g-g-got it out, t-t-the cat w-w-was licking his balls!" Read More