A man walks into a plastic surgeons office. He asks the doctor "S-s-sir m-m-my d-d-dick i-is t-t-too l-l-l-long"

A man walks into a plastic surgeons office. He asks the doctor "S-s-sir m-m-my d-d-dick i-is t-t-too l-l-l-long.".

The doctor replies, "Well how is that?"So the man says, "W-w-well its s-s-so l-l-long that i-i-it p-p-pulls on my t-t-tongue a-a-and it g-g-gives me t-t-this s-s-stutter m-m-man!"The doctor replies, "Oh I see, so I can schedule an appointment and were going to take out this part righ... read more

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A sales company has particular trouble selling bibles. One day, a man comes in with a job application and says, "l-l-l-l'd l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b- b-be a b-b-b-bible salesman, s-s-s-sir." lnititally, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager is looking at the charts and realizes that the newest guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls him in to his office. "You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"

"W-w-w-w-w-well, l g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d-d l-l--l s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a b-b-b-bible, or w-w-w-would y-y-you l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you?"

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Dear Ouji board, is this house haunted?.

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Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?

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P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!

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The stutterer.

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in a roundabout way. That way you won't get nervous."

"T-t-that's a g-g-good idea!" says the guy.

The next day the friends see each other. The stutterer has a black eye and a broken nose.

"What the hell happened?" asks the friend.

"W-w-well, I t-t-tried your advice. W-w-we were sitting on the c-c-couch, and t-t-the cat was in front of us, w-w-washing his face with his p-p-paw."

"And I s-s-said, 'Y-y-you know, if w-w-we were m-m-married, y-y-you could d-d-do that t-t-to me!"

"That's perfect!" says the friend. "That's exactly what I meant. What happened?"

"W-w-well, b-b-by the t-t-time I g-g-got it out, t-t-the cat w-w-was licking his balls!"

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