An Officer is on patrol in L.A

An Officer is on patrol in L.A.

When he sees a driver fail to stop at a Stop sign. He chases after the guy and pulls him over. Officer: "Sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "No." Officer: "You failed to stop at the Stop sign back there." Driver: "I slowed down, what's the big difference... read more

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Stop sign.

Stop sign.

A guy is driving, comes up to a four way stop. He slows down, looks down each street quickly and goes through the sign. A few moments later a police officer pulls him over.

The officer approaches the driver, asks "do you know why I pulled you over?".

The driver sighs, "yes, it's because I slowed down instead of stopping at the stop sign... But what's the difference ?".

The officer asks him to step out of the car, the man complies. The officer then takes out his night stick and starts rapidly beating the man over the head!

After a few hits the officer says "Do you want me to stop, or slow down?"

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Lawyer: 'Why?'

Officer: 'Because you failed to stop at the stop sign back there'

Lawyer: 'But I slowed down and could see that no cars were coming'

Office: 'But it's a stop sign sir, it doesn't matter if it was clear, you still needed to stop before setting off again. License and registration please'

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The officer says 'Alright then, step out of your car please Sir'.

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A man runs through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop.

A man runs through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop.

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"that's the same thing."

The officer then drags the guy into the road and beats him with his baton

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