Student: What's the unit for joules per second?

Student: What's the unit for joules per second?.

Teacher: Correct.

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Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ?.

Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ?.

Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind

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A physics student ask his teacher.

A physics student ask his teacher.

A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity"The teacher answers: "I'll see if I can pull some strings for you"

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What is the scientific units for flatulence concentration?.

What is the scientific units for flatulence concentration?.

Farts per million.

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A teacher asked three students what causes war.

A teacher asked three students what causes war. The first student said, "Knives." The second one said, "Guns." The third one drew a dot on the board. The teacher asked, "What's that?" The student replied, "A period." The teacher asked "How does a period cause war?" The student replied, "If my sister misses one, my mom will kill her."

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Student and Teacher conversations.

Student and Teacher conversations.

e it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Teacher: John give me two pronouns.

John : Who,me

Teacher: correct

Teacher: John! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

John: Sir, I am bad at math too.

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet

Student: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher: Where's the p?

Student: Half way down my leg.

Teacher: Give me an example for past tense John.

John: Madam I was absent yesterday.

Teacher: I am glad you understood the lesson John

Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field....

Teacher : How ????

Student : Ladies first...

Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.

Student: Black Beauty.

Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.

Student: It was about 120 pages.

Here is some quotes from History and science classes :

Teacher: what makes you 'see'?

Student: my eyes , nose and ears

Teacher: true, eyes make you see. But why ears and nose?

Student: they hold my glasses

Teacher: how can you prove the earth is round?

Student: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

Teacher : If H20 is water what is H204?

Student : Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

Teacher: John, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

John: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Teacher: John, go to the map and find North America.

John: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Leslie, who discovered America?

Leslie: John!

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Student: Don't bite any.

Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?

Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."

Teacher: What is this?

Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Student: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Student: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?

Funny student: A polar bear and his wife

Teacher: John, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

John: Me!

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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.

To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy".Another student says, "... read more

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