What is a very moving gift that you can give to a scientist?

What is a very moving gift that you can give to a scientist?.

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A very bright scientist was conducting experiments on frogs.

A very bright scientist was conducting experiments on frogs.

te a note in his research booklet, then proceeded to cut a leg off the frog.

"*Jump*"

Trying an awkward jump, the frog still managed to flop as it tried to jump.

The scientist took note and proceeded to cut the second leg of the frog.

"*Jump*"

And, nothing happened. The frog didn't move.

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And again, nothing.

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"Well, when you cut two legs to a frog, they become deaf."

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For BB King's birthday his wife wanted to give him something very special. BB, as famous as he was, already had pretty much everything a person could want, money, fame and happiness.

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A scientist goes into a kindergarten classroom...

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