To all the ladies and gents who aren't getting the V or the D in Valentine's day.
Happy Alentine's Ay
For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th.
Why aren't we using Tide to prevent sexual harassment?.
After all, it deters gents.
I got a Valentines card which said:
"Happy Valentines day! Love from you know who ;)"
Why is Voldemort sending me Valentines cards?
Roses are gray. Violets are gray.
I'm a dog.
Happy Valentine's Day!
What do single people call Valentine's Day?.
Happy Independence Day
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!