The new mobile theater inside an R/V sucks.
All they show is trailers.
Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR = (V/R)=I)
In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains:.
"Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater.
But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters?.
Because they're great at projecting.
"Hey, you know where there's a theater around here?".
r>"That he really likes 'Puns': a funny play on words"
Wife v Hoover.
After ten years together, what is the difference between a wife and a vacuum cleaner?The vacuum cleaner still sucks.